Indeed! I used to be up with the virtuous pagans (you know, sort of hell-lite) but the warping has taken its effect. Some days, I'm high-fiving down there with the sowers of scandal and schism. Bwhahaha!
You have heard what Toby's been saying about you, right?
Don't bother me. I'm just hanging in Ring 6 with my other heretical buddies. It gets colder as you travel down, so don't forget your mittens if you come to visit. I think they forgot to locate the Beltway on this map, though.
By way of further explanation.
wrathful and sullen? you? no no, you are a paradigm of charm and composure.
ReplyDeleteif you'd like to hear more, i'm about five floors down, in "flatterers".
Indeed! I used to be up with the virtuous pagans (you know, sort of hell-lite) but the warping has taken its effect. Some days, I'm high-fiving down there with the sowers of scandal and schism. Bwhahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou have heard what Toby's been saying about you, right?
Don't bother me. I'm just hanging in Ring 6 with my other heretical buddies. It gets colder as you travel down, so don't forget your mittens if you come to visit. I think they forgot to locate the Beltway on this map, though.
ReplyDeletethe beltway? please, i live in LA! we're waaay down there, right near the, uh, falsifiers of metal (poison, warrant, bon jovi, etc.).
ReplyDeleteI forget, are they above or below people who straddle lane lines while driving?
ReplyDeletepeople who straddle lanes while driving go to a special part of hell called "new jersey," which terrified dante so greatly he left it off the map.
ReplyDeletecomment 6! It's a record!
ReplyDeletei mean 7. and now 8!
ReplyDeleteOn topic, I think you just leveled fighting words on New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteAlthough can we all agree on Newark? I had some scary, scary corporate drone times in Newark.
newark's pretty hellish, but i'd say the irrefutable evidence of jersey's place in the netherworld is the jughandle. i mean, what the hell is that?
ReplyDeleteNew Jersey has a jughandle? It sounds nefarious.
ReplyDeleteTobe must know about this and never shared. So much makes sense now.