Mine usually involves bloodshed and—I believe this part qualifies her for genius status, and I may hook her up to start doing my taxes—swatting my alarm clock.
Also, this, via Mamablue via Lynette. One of the lesser-known books of the bible, definitely of the Apocrypha:
An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)
my cat employs all of the techniques shown shown in the short, plus he likes to my hair in his mouth and tug on it. that's a pretty awesome sensation at 6 am every morning.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's just . . . disturbing. I can see that working into some crazy dreams.
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