Did you laugh? Did you cry? Was it better than Cats?
My observations:
Panning to Angelina Jolie while Jennifer Aniston was presenting--oh, so National Enquirier-covered cat fight!
Kevin Kline--morphing into Vincent Price? Discuss.
Resolved: No one, but no one, looks good in a strapless dress. Either gravity is working against you, you're mushing up weird bits of loose skin, or you have weird bones jutting out in strange places.
Mickey Rourke--are those his real teeth?
Sophia Loren--doesn't she look a bit like the statuette herself?
Was it a plus that it didn't feel interminable this year and that there weren't any serious diva moments?
Hugh Jackman--charmingly entertaining, or irritatingly cloying? Is he, as Barbara Walters would have it, the last of the true song-and-dance men?
We have it on DVR and will watch when we can fast forward through everything. I did catch a bit though, and I will say that Goldie Hawn looked horrible, but that's not really not a change from recent history.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I had the same thought. There are some people rocking a natural(ish) aging process, then there are people caking on the bronzer and tucking tucking tucking.
ReplyDeleteI blame impossible beauty standards, though. Dudes just look distinguished, unless we're talking Kevin Costner or Mickey Rourke.