Friday, November 9, 2007

This One's for Lynette: Political Scandal Brewing

Voters of America want to know: Did Hillary Clinton fail to tip the waitress at the Maid-Rite Diner in Iowa?

When reached for comment, the waitress in question:

“You people are really nuts,” she told a reporter during a phone interview. “There’s kids dying in the war, the price of oil right now — there’s better things in this world to be thinking about than who served Hillary Clinton at Maid-Rite and who got a tip and who didn’t get a tip.”

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