Valentine's Day Isn't Until Next Week, But Still

I love it when people find each other.

Peggy and James Mason - Britain's oldest newlyweds - are holding hands and exchanging sweet nothings.

It would be touchingly romantic, were it not for the fact that Peggy, 85 years young, really should have both hands on the steering wheel right now, given that she is in the driving seat of a rather large mobile home which is hurtling down the motorway at speed.

"I love you, James, you know, my beautiful James," she coos, clutching her new husband's hand over the gearstick and shouting over the noise of the engine.