Did you laugh? Did you cry? Was it better than Cats?
Panning to Angelina Jolie while Jennifer Aniston was presenting--oh, so National Enquirier-covered cat fight!
Kevin Kline--morphing into Vincent Price? Discuss.
Resolved: No one, but no one, looks good in a strapless dress. Either gravity is working against you, you're mushing up weird bits of loose skin, or you have weird bones jutting out in strange places.
Mickey Rourke--are those his real teeth?
Sophia Loren--doesn't she look a bit like the statuette herself?
Was it a plus that it didn't feel interminable this year and that there weren't any serious diva moments?
Hugh Jackman--charmingly entertaining, or irritatingly cloying? Is he, as Barbara Walters would have it, the last of the true song-and-dance men?