Because who doesn't want to be regaled with the minutiae floating around in my brain?
That's what I thought.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
I'll Regret This When I Get the Endless Answering-Machine Message
A friend of mine enjoys answering-machine bombing people round about Easter every year with an appropriately themed rap. This year, writer's block seems to have descended, because I've been enlisted to brainstorm. Although, frankly, I support something a bit more transcendent than last year's offering, the theme to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ("In West Bethlehem, born and raised . . ."), my base of knowledge of rap artists is limited. Suggestions?