Saturday, March 29, 2008

Your News In Studies

Just looking at the Apple logo makes you more creative. That's just, um, just . . . wait, let me flip the laptop around so I can get a look at the . . . transmundane.

And, wow, this is just a stunning turn of scientific research that will serve to puff up the less-than-Adonis-like dudes: study shows women happier with ugly men! Bonus points to the author of the article on the study for dropping evolutionary psych piffle on what each gender has "evolved" to select in mates. For example, stated as fact, men are "programmed" to look for "youth, health, and attractiveness."

Next, we'll no doubt hear more studies proving how women are genetically programmed to prefer men who have scads of cash.

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