Wine rack: Eh, I'm not thrilled with it. I may have to do more to it. I wish I'd gone with the martini-glass-themed black paper.
Dining room chair, now a shade I call "like hell, that's 'sage green.'" It has a nice faux-finish thing going for it, with the primer showing through one coat of paint. I rather like it, so I may leave it.
Dining-room table. Less of a faux finish going on here. Sigh.
The de-fur-minator, flashing her nipples and showing that thinning hair needn't be accompanied by shame or loss of self-esteem.