Wednesday, October 17, 2007

People Not White or Male: A Befuddling Mystery

According to blathering talk-show participants, 94 percent of women are disposed to vote for a fellow "Vaginal-American." Yes, they really use that phrase. (Clarification of our silly Vaginal-American solidarity: 94 percent of women are more likely to vote in an election that has a woman candidate.)

In a similar vein, but in a shocking contrast to expectations, African Americans "respond to other things besides race." You don't say?

And yet, fascinatingly, among black women, Clinton soundly beats Obama. Truly, it was all so much easier when everyone was white and had a penis.

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