After getting home late from work, I grabbed the laptop, took off the boots, and plunked down on the couch. As I reached over the coffee table, my foot sunk into something. It was a puddle of vomit, thoughtfully left on the rug in front of the couch, naturally in front of the precise spot where I not infrequently sit. Nice.
And any music geeks who haven't already seen Yacht Rock should hustle on over. My friend and I blew an afternoon at work once plowing through these. Smooooooth.
2 comments:
not infrequently? wait, I haven't had my coffee yet..does that mean frequently or some shade of gray between infrequent and frequent?....you literary types need to slow down for the rest of us. :)
I am wont to sit there, yes.
Pretension = stacking up your positives and negatives so that you have to use math to divine the real intent.
Alternatively, copyeditors would say it's bad writing.
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