Mine usually involves bloodshed and—I believe this part qualifies her for genius status, and I may hook her up to start doing my taxes—swatting my alarm clock.
Also, this, via Mamablue via Lynette. One of the lesser-known books of the bible, definitely of the Apocrypha:
An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed. (and catnipz 2, so wen i makes kittehs they can getz hai.)
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my cat employs all of the techniques shown shown in the short, plus he likes to my hair in his mouth and tug on it. that's a pretty awesome sensation at 6 am every morning.
Wow, that's just . . . disturbing. I can see that working into some crazy dreams.
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