Man, I'm So Glad Van Halen's Got the Whole Reunion Thing Going On

And that wacky David Lee Roth! Who can forget his skin-tight pants, his acrobatic dance moves, his whimsical videos, in which he is perpetually surrounded by hott chixxx. And his apparent inability to discern people from furniture.

"The bar's over there," someone said. Over there, as it so happened, was directly behind the sofa on which Mori, Alex, his girlfriend, and I were sitting. But that didn't slow Mr. Roth down, not a bit. He leaped up vertically, alighting on the sofa with one foot on a cushion and the other on my thigh. Then he balanced himself, grabbing the top of my head as a gymnast would a pommel horse, and leaped once again, this time landing in front of the bar.

I guess we've all felt that kind of desperate need to get to the bar. I'd love to see him try something like that on the reunion tour, though.