Those Elusive Allies in Iraq: Explained

Of course! It all makes sense.

Responding to those who question his grip on reality, Bush today enumerated all 36 countries:
United Kingdom
Australia
Ukraine
Poland (don't
forget!)
Denmark
South Korea
Japan
Czech Republic
Macedonia
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Latveria
El Salvador
Slovakia
Narnia
Kazakhstan
Bulgaria
Romania
Estonia
Quendor
The Shire
Armenia
Azerbaijan
United Federation of Planets
Cimmeria
Mongolia
Sodor
Singapore
Dagobah
Oz
Mypos
Brobdingnag
Albania
Loompaland
Where The Wild Things Are
Lithuania
Mario World 2-3

Bush added that these allies are also aiding us in our struggle against Eastasia, with whom we have always been at war.

Those brave little hobbits. God, I love their spirit.