Indeed! I used to be up with the virtuous pagans (you know, sort of hell-lite) but the warping has taken its effect. Some days, I'm high-fiving down there with the sowers of scandal and schism. Bwhahaha!
You have heard what Toby's been saying about you, right?
Don't bother me. I'm just hanging in Ring 6 with my other heretical buddies. It gets colder as you travel down, so don't forget your mittens if you come to visit. I think they forgot to locate the Beltway on this map, though.
By way of further explanation.
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wrathful and sullen? you? no no, you are a paradigm of charm and composure.
if you'd like to hear more, i'm about five floors down, in "flatterers".
Indeed! I used to be up with the virtuous pagans (you know, sort of hell-lite) but the warping has taken its effect. Some days, I'm high-fiving down there with the sowers of scandal and schism. Bwhahaha!
You have heard what Toby's been saying about you, right?
Don't bother me. I'm just hanging in Ring 6 with my other heretical buddies. It gets colder as you travel down, so don't forget your mittens if you come to visit. I think they forgot to locate the Beltway on this map, though.
the beltway? please, i live in LA! we're waaay down there, right near the, uh, falsifiers of metal (poison, warrant, bon jovi, etc.).
I forget, are they above or below people who straddle lane lines while driving?
people who straddle lanes while driving go to a special part of hell called "new jersey," which terrified dante so greatly he left it off the map.
comment 6! It's a record!
i mean 7. and now 8!
On topic, I think you just leveled fighting words on New Jersey.
Although can we all agree on Newark? I had some scary, scary corporate drone times in Newark.
newark's pretty hellish, but i'd say the irrefutable evidence of jersey's place in the netherworld is the jughandle. i mean, what the hell is that?
New Jersey has a jughandle? It sounds nefarious.
Tobe must know about this and never shared. So much makes sense now.
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